Savoury Muffins: Rejected Story Ideas. Vol 1.

Sometimes I just spend hours making sims and seeing what they get up to (a lot of fucking apparently). I play with them till I get bored then they spend the rest of their life as background dressing.

Red-haired man with pregnant ginger wife. That's the plot.

Later they have twin boys, aw.

Scowls. "Why would you give me model looks and then never play with me?" I can't write good parts for blondes.

Maeryl from I Roved Out by Alexis Flowers. Starting the pattern of creating Sims out of characters I simp for.

Try not to imagine what that ghoul-sex sounds like... Or do, I'm not the sounds like police.

"Don't you like my pinup look? Couldn't I be a main character?" Makeup on point.

"Stop me if you heard this one, remember when the old sliders existed?" That outfit tho.

That's Create-A-Sim sliders, not burger sliders. Get it right.

Rejected story idea: You make a house full of pretty people and you think it's gonna be sexy but instead you just get invested in their friendships and careers.

This one was gonna be an online porn star and then she falls in love with her friend's brother and it's really heteronormative and pure-hearted.

This Amelie looking Sim was kinda artsy and she became and actress.

At the time I was really psyched that this was the most custom Sims I got in a house at once.

This one focuses on this guy who lives in a trailer, is into woodwork and has an awesome dog. But abandons it all on the road to fame.

It's a really good dog.

"Hey beautiful." - "Hello I am looking for the plot, have you seen one around here?"

If you must have sex in the bathroom, make sure it's a solid gold toilet.

Then he lures a wild titty lady into his trailer and it doesn't make much sense but she gives good face.

That eye make-up and highlighter with the hair and the lips and skin-tone is just 👌

"I'm more boobs than Sim."

"Ruh-roh!"

Re-enacting the plot of Aliens except it's Strangerville and Neighbourhood Brawl Day.

"That'll show you, you naughty, naughty alien."

"Da-Oww!"

"Hisss... You're next thot." - "GASP! What did I do?"

"Hey there cutie, do you wanna be a star?"

"Don't talk to me!"

"NEVER talk to mE!"

10 mins later. "I've got my own plot line in an apartment building, with hookers and blackjack."

"Nevermind, there's something I always wanted to try."

"Don't acknowledge the xenomorph! I want him to watch."

"Hnngaaaah! The alien is my FATHER!"

"That's too weird even for me."

"Ruh-roh!"

Whooooo's that girl? Style, grace, a perfect face.

Jk jk, it's still this guy's story.

"Uhm, exCUSE me? Why are you talking to HER? She's RANDOMLY GENERATED!"

"Well you know what they say.."

"Karma's a BITCH!" ~Tik tok transformation~

"Hey you look clean, I think something interesting is happening in my trailer over there."

"Just relax girl, Imma show you a good time."

"Oh, I'll HAVE a good time."

"Woah, are you glitch masturbating at my computer!? This challenges everything an easy-going, free-wheeling guy like me has come to believe. Maybe today is the day I stop viewing women just as sex objects for my own selfish alien fantasies. I see the error of my ways. I will stop trying to sleep my way to fame."

"Little man, like I care about your paradigm shift."

"Wait, why are you dressed like that? And why am I dressed like this? And how did we get here?" - "Well it's funny you should ask that because-"

"Oh my god an actual famous person."

Lest we forget the Sim City Acid Factory explosion last year that took out everyone's right eyeball

~Sighs~ "I'm getting drunk."

"Hey I think you're starting to like me, lady."

"Guess again man." - "Is there no end to the suffering for an easy-going guy like me?"

"Hard day? I'm famous so I can understand." - "Wanna... just talk for a while?"

"It has been 3 years and at last I am finally free from the basement."

"Wow, you have so many interesting things to say, and I think I'm falling in love with you." - "As a famous person I understand, but I think there's something interesting happening in the bathroom."